Thursday, April 28, 2011

Cassy’s Corner- Help Us Write Our Story

As you know, we have a new banner across the top of this blog site. It celebrates all five us, though I do confess that my husband is slightly nervous with idea that we might actually be gun carrying knife-wielding babes. So, I thought it would be fun to start writing our “history” and our “adventures,” with YOUR help.

I’m going to start this tale by inventing the very beginning of a story of how we came together and the work we do. The key word here is, “inventing.” Each of you needs to jump in with what ever comes next. Bring the story along in any direction you choose. The genre for your particular posts is your choice. We can mix it up all we want. Stop back here as often as you can during the day and see how the adventures unfold. Let’s launch the great banner in style. Ohh, I’m looking forward to this!

We have many many talented writers who follow this blog. And, I love the humor that often sparks in this group. So, my expectations are high. Just remember we’re at least “R” rated if not “PG.”

Mysteries and Margaritas

It’s so hard to know where to begin. Most of our backgrounds can’t be divulged. That would break contracts, violate a certain code of honor, and truthfully put us in danger. I’ll leave it to say that each of us brings to the group a unique set of skills that, when combined, allow us to accomplish more than anyone could do alone.

Skills, you ask? I’m not naming names, but we have a sniper who can split the part in her target's hair. Impressive. We have one who is the master of disguises. She somehow becomes the bored jeweled city-girl and then can haul the garbage along with the best of New York. We have talent that challenges the lock-smith industry and another with the best in strategic planning—you know, how to get by security with more than three ounces in your zip lock bag, how to change your identity in a foreign city, how to know who has the best sushi in town. Ever talked with a computer hacker who must not know one word of regular English? Yup, she’s dynamite. And then, well, there’s me. My strengths are a little different, not your normal resume material.

We came together under Madam Agnes. Even with our skills, we aren’t completely sure of her given name. Not that it matters. She found each of us and created the team. The early days were touchy, this isn’t exactly a “you know best, go ahead and do it your way” kinda group. But we’re getting beyond that. When you need a guy dead and you’ve got the fire-power on your side, you learn to love quickly.

As in Mission Impossible, we receive clear messages as to the next job. I say “clear,” but mud can be sold as a transparent mess to the right idiot. We take it from there. MA pays us well, no complaining there. But there are times when the cheese in the fridge has a blue tinge from having sat there too long and I can’t count the cities between last Tuesday and tomorrow.

A new assignment just landed. Parts will be fun. And, parts will be hell. I hope I have the energy to see one more round of “fake them out when they aren’t looking.”

Okay, build on this. What's happening? Who are we? What problems are we about to face? Or??

21 comments:

Lindsay said...

To begin with we know you're not a bunch of angels. You've got the looks, brains and talent a certain threesome never had. But what you are is a collection, albeit strange, weird, dangerous and vicious group that will stop at nothing to achieve your goals.

Cassy Pickard said...

Okay, Lindsay, but what happens next in the story? I know we can depend on you to come up with something good!

Anita Clenney said...

They call me the Chameleon. I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. MA has just given me an assignment. There's a booksigning this weekend with some top notch authors and I've been sent to infiltrate them because we think one of them isn't who she says she is. Evil is afoot. I'll be out of pocket, but will try to check in.

Cassy Pickard said...

Dear Chameleon: Best of luck with this assignment. We all know if anyone can pull it off, it will be you. Remember you know the new codes if you need back up or any other support. Keep us posted.

Our intrepid sniper has just received a new assignment. Care to tell us where you are headed?

Cassy Pickard said...

How to get the rife across the boarder was Sniper's current dilemma. She needed it immediate with in reach and would only have minutes to find her hiding spot with good visuals to the target. In the past she'd been able to either check in multiple bags to get through security.

Today that wouldn't work.

Lindsay said...

To bad you don't have the time to have the rifle shipped. But even that, what with the banging around, the rifle, BTW-what make, model and caliber, might get knocked out of it's zero. Which means before taking the shot she'll have to find a secure place to rezero it. Sniper's best bet would to infiltrate the hot zone on foot and at night. To do that she'll need to choose a DZ several or more clicks from whenre she plans to take the target out. Nightime will work the best and safest. If she and her spotter are HALO qualified, that might be even work better. Especially if foreign borders have to be crossed.
More later as the mssion developes.

Liz Lipperman said...

I'm Foxy, the gorgeous one!!! I make you think I'm old and wrinkled and maybe even a smudge pudgy, but underneath it all, when the lights go down----way low---I turn into an seductress. Right now I am deep undercover (literally) as the mistress of a mafia boss whose objective is to keep his niece as the queen of romance. Under the sheets you can learn a lot of secrets. Just last night I found out the godfather is planning on showing up at the book signing and kill Chameleon who he knows is headed for the NY Times Best Seller's list with her Scottish romance. His own niece, Nora Whatever, want's to be the only one with that accolade after her name, and he's promised to do everything he can to keep it that way.

My assignment from MA is to keep him under the covers until AFTER the book singing. Thanks God, I'm gorgeous!!

Liz Lipperman said...

And part of my undercover technique is to make several typos and grammar errors to make you think I'm not as smart as I really am!!

Lindsay said...

Hot stuff. I ain't goin anywhere near your story line. The guys with the cauiflower ears and bulges under their arms scare the, you know what out of me.

Kari Lee Townsend said...

Chameleon, can you hear me? Foxy wanted me to give you a message that you're free to infiltrate the signing and take Nora Whatever down. Foxy has your back...and the Godfather's front :-)

As for me Trixie--who's got every trick in the book covered--I've got your everything. The rifle is across the border, the perimeters are secured, the locks are picked and the game is on!

"You-know-who" will meet you in the basement with the new codes. And MA says the other "you-know-who" will meet you at your signing table disguised as a fan with your next set of instructions.

Good luck!

Lindsay said...

Better play it safe while you're at it. Go for a body mass shot, not head. Some writers can be very hard headed.
And everyone, make sure your E&E routes are secure.

Kari Lee Townsend said...

Got it, Lindsay! Thanks for being the M&M's right hand man! MA has made you an honorary member of the team!

Liz Lipperman said...

Good work, Trixie. We can rendezvous at the Crime Back to compare notes and hopefully bring out the "shooters."

And Lindsay, otherwise known as Testosterone, what the hell is E & E? In my other life I'm a nurse --emesis and enemas???

Kari Lee Townsend said...

Sounds good, Foxy! And thanks for making me spit my soda all over the freaking place. That wasn't part of the new assignment, but you just crack me up. E&E...I had no clue either, but only you would ask and fill in "those" responses :-)

Lindsay said...

E&E is escape and evade. If things head south during the mission make sure you've got SAR or PJ's ready to evac the wounded. Might want to have an alpha team on stand-by. Never know what that 'N' person might pull.

Barbie Jo Mahoney said...

Okay, so we know Foxy's headed south *wink, wink* (no need to worry about the operation) to protect Chameleon, and Trixie is working on securing the rondevouz point at Crime Bake (shooters WILL be in place). Time to send in the cleaner...

That would be me. Patty - a.k.a. Peppermint Patty. Sweet on the eye as well as the lips, but cool under pressure. My on again, off again romance with Mr. Clean taught me a thing or two about amonia...if you know what I mean.

Just give me my bag full of power tools and my 12 gauge and I'll get the information MA needs. AND I clean up after myself! No evidence left behind and no one needs to know...no one.

I've got sass, and class and I'm always packin'!

Lindsay said...

There's a hill overlooking the hotel. Best place fir hidesight. I've got a Black Hawk with 2 Apaches standing by

Lindsay said...

Just got word the Black Hawk is being replaced with a CV-22 Osprey. Even better

Cassy Pickard said...

Chef here. My specialty is poison. My years at Culinary Institute of America (CIA) taught me to create delicious morsels. But it is a lot more fun to grow your own mushrooms (you know the kind).

The digitalis bloomed wonderfully last year and was a great addition to the Prince's dinner. What a shame he had a heart condition.

My castor oil plant has produced lovely ricin.

And my latest favorite- the gorgeous daffodils look almost ready for me to pick and grind up for a lovely yellow sprinkling on some recipe I'm working on.

Foxy, there are brownies in the mail for you to use as you need. Just take caution in to whom you offer on to.

Chameleon, you'll recognize the goodies coming your way. Remember the rules as you share them with your table mates at the signing. The red ones are the ones you want to eat and don't touch the others.

Trixie, when you have a moment, I have a new idea for your incredible research capabilities.

Love you guys.

Shane Scollins said...

A.P.B - ATTENTION

This is Apophis, I am a security consultant for the CIA. There is a problem with your group - there is a spy among you.

I've been ordered to relay the message that everyone is to rendezvous at zero-800 hours at the pier warehouse.

This is a required appointment, failure to appear will result in your immediate arrest and detention at a CIA facility.

The trader will be flushed out.

Lindsay said...

It has been reported that Chameleon was partially sucessful in the mission. As to the final disposition of 'N', Sniper wasn't able to complete that part of the mission. It was reported a clear shot wasn't possible. But a valuable tome was retrieved and is being sent on to the proper authority.